Wish you were here!
Tomorrow night, I will wear dresses and makeup. I will try my best to put my shoulders back and stick my boobs out. I will not forget the opening dance sequence transitions. I will introduce who I am in less than a minute. Be impressionable. I will walk here, then there, curtsy, then pose. Then I will perform my talent, which is somehow supposed to prove that I am better than everyone else. I will answer one question that will determine whether or not I am a good Taiwanese-American. All while smiling.