If I were at all creative, I could probably find some poetic way to say "The pageant is over, but this blog is just beginning"...preferably using a metaphor involving boba tea. I thought about it for about three minutes, and then realized that I have a lot to cover in this post, and should probably write it before I put it off any longer.
What's new in my life since my crowning Saturday's pageant? WELL. For one, if you thought that being crowned princess at the pageant itself was good enough, you would be wrong. This past weekend, there was another ceremony for members of the press, where we were given a plaque, our monetary reward, and, most importantly, the fake-glass award statue that I will proudly display on my desk (next to the Newton's cradle), when I become the CEO of some badass company.
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| I'm the CEO, betches |
And what is a press event without terrible footage of me?
Below is the news report that showcases my awkward smiles and inability to keep my dress up:
Q: Can you guess which interviewee is pageant CEO? A: Read on for the A!
